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Friday, February 17

Sticky When Wet

The Flesh Is Willing, And The Spirit Has A Stiffie
Affiliate Cash Snipers All

I was poking around the blogger dashboard and following some of the links under traffic sources to this site. I can only dimly imagine why Loser's Review has shown up where it has, but some links are plainly and painfully just part of a larger marketing ploy. I listened to the tremendously slick pitch for one of them, initially in the forlorn hope of finding something if not quirky than at least brazenly disturbing.  No such luck.

I thought “snipers” might indicate some soldier-of-fortune wannabes or that maybe “affiliate cash” referred to a new type of bitcoin. What I got was your standard American "make insane profits just clicking your mouse" tripe. Woo-hoo! Rube-Juice for crackers ... yum.

It may even be a “legitimate” way to hoover up the last remaining flows of depreciating cash in our bankrupt economy. The only differences between Greece and The United States are size, our debt is denominated locally, hundreds of overseas military garrisons and a couple thousand nuclear warheads.As differences go that's a hefty load.

The marketplace of ideas is woefully choked with ultimately tawdry gimmicks for becoming middling go-betweens to the vast consumer hoard and their commercial corporate overlords ... so, right. Where do I sign? (No wonder I don't have any friends)

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